From Overheard in New York - http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
White guy with dreads: Think about this -- taking a shit is the one thing in which all people of all races, sexes and religions are truly equal.
Hippie girl: Not exactly. Some people shit on solid gold toilet bowls while others shit in a bucket.
Little boy at next table, standing on booth seat: I shit in my pants! Hahaha!
--Wo Hop, 15 Mott St
Overheard by: Big Larry