The zen of New York

From Overheard in New York - http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

White guy with dreads: Think about this -- taking a shit is the one thing in which all people of all races, sexes and religions are truly equal.
Hippie girl: Not exactly. Some people shit on solid gold toilet bowls while others shit in a bucket.
Little boy at next table, standing on booth seat: I shit in my pants! Hahaha!

--Wo Hop, 15 Mott St

Overheard by: Big Larry

sometimes it really is that simple

The Rude One nails it - A shamelessly too easy pun but really what else can you say?

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2007/02/understanding-nie-and-global-warming.html